lenzpolzin | IC SPAM POST

Dunno. I'm boring.

Man, those NDAs are crazy these days.

doesn't count when you call yourself boring, you know. only counts when other people call you boring.

i'm a professional, occasionally.

I used to be more interesting, but that was a long time ago.

Don't get too professional, though. I like you the way you are.

yeah? how's that?

okay, rude, but i'll keep that in mind.

I was a teen and then a 20-something, and then I got old.

Who am I supposed to turn to when I want a Wonderwall guy dunked in the lake?

do i bore you? i'm also an elderly and decrepit non-20-something.

hm. was that unprofessional?

Nah, you're cool. I spent like, a thousand years in school out of spite. You're smarter than that.

It was awesome, is what it was.

i took the runaway dropout route; can't be any better.

and necessary. basically a public service.

See, I should've just done that but instead I went "FUCK YOU, GUY" until I had a PhD like a sucker.

So maybe you're actually the MOST professional.

'guy'? your academic rival can't be named 'guy'.

i'm just full of surprises.

No, his name is Dr Dorkins and I almost married him. I am not making this up.

Well, look at you. You oughta get Employee of the Month.

[...] you're so making that up.

I was young and stupid.

[...] uh-huh.
why almost, then?

Got Liminal powers and he called me a demon, then I ran away to Burlington.

[...] ~~fuck.~~
well fuck him. his loss.
people like that aren't even worth remembering.

Yeah, I dodged a bullet there, even if I couldn't see it at the time. When people tell you who they really are, you listen, y'know?

But whatever, I'm here now.

yeah. you listen or you live to regret it.

[...] my family was like that too. rifts are the eyes of demons looking down on humanity, corrupting the world and blah blah blah. not understanding something can make people fucking crazy. that's why i took lucia and got the hell out.

[...] glad you're here. for what it's worth.

Some people's [...] interpretation of religion can be a real bitch. Easier to pin your fear on something else than to admit you're afraid because you just don't understand it. But I'm glad y'all got out, and I'm glad you have each other.

Glad you're here too, for the record.

[......] don't get all sentimental on me now, lou.

Edited (A hypocrite? No, not him!) 2023-08-18 19:23 (UTC)

Wouldn't dream of it.

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